Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Cleveland winning something

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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