Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Gay rights

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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