Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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