What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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