What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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