How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What flys? A fly

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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