Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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