What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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