Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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hey, my names mark.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Safe sex MR

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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