Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Anti Joke

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