What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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women playing football?

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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