What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Reading books

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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