Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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su algato es en fuego

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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