What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Religion

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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