- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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