Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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BIG PENIS

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Women's rights.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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dry handjob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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