Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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