why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Obama 2012

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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test test

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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