Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Michael Brown

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Anti Joke

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