What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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A man makes a sandwich.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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