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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what time is it? 3:16

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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