A child with cancer grows up.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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