What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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ha.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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