Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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pickle sniffer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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jokes r dumb

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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