What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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women's rights, lol

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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LIKE THIS!

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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