Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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HURT

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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