how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

why does column have a letter n?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

thumb_up thumb_down -29

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Du bist mein Kampf

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops