Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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