What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Lil' Wayne

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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