Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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