whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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knock knock come in

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Your gay

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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