- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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