Bags of delicious poop.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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