A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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A man. That is all.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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