What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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