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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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good one jess !!

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Penis

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Vagina ass.

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