Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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