who do we all like george goodburn

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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think twice or at least think

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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