- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

knock knock whos there not me

Eric is gay Ha

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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