Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Get in the van

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Anti jokes are funny

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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