- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Jesus

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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