A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Anti Joke

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