Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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