Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Kah-________-

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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your mom

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Anti Joke

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