They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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