yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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