-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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