- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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