A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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