In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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