slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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