Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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the WNBA

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Women's rights

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Ron Paul for President!

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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children burning

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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women's rights

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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