What is Jason? Black.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Women's Rights.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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