- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

balls in ya mouf

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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they're dead. idiot.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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