Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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