An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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shut up iggy

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Anti Joke

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