What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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