Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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