Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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