Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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your face.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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