Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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su algato es en fuego

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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