Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

i fondle myself every night....

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Seth stock has a large penis

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Everybody will die

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Your gay

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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