Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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autsim

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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