Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down

Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

thumb_up thumb_down -107

KIMBERLEY HONEY

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops