So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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