my names jim haha

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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women's rights.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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