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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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A black goes to college

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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