A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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A Weight loss service that works

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is 9+10? 19

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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