What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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david what a baghead

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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