Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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