this is not a joke. jks

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Women's rights...

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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A seal walks into a club.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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i cant think of one.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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