A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Kathy Griffin.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Women's rights.

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