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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Meow.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A whale's vagina

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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