What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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A midget walks under a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why....... Because.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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a. why? b. because

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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