What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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