how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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