You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Membean

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Anti Joke

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