How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Matthew Wyckoff

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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