What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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9/11

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Are you Drew?

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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charlie sheen

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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