What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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black people

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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