Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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have safe sex

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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