Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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