Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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