Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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