If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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