why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Bean.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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