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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Slavery lol

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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