"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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man boobs

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Anti Joke

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