Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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clamidia

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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gay marriage.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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