Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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An asian walks out of math class

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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whats a willy? -brock

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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