What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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