What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Jersey Shore.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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