- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

the bible

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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