Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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hear hear

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Get on the boat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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