What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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your mother hates you

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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9/11

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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