just sit down and dont be a Jew

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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