What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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I need to start studying.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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