What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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yeah..

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A black man killed someone

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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GADZOOKS!

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Anti Joke

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