Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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