what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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