Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Women's Rights

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

This is a joke.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's two plus two? Window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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