Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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ur an fagit

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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penis

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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