whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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