Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Reed is poopin

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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poop.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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