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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A baby seal walks into a club.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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