How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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