Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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