Yo daddy!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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American healthcare.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Hey

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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