What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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