why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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the cow goes moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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