Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Cows go moo.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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