Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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