What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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