What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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