What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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being sober in a bar fight

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women's rights

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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a black guy leaves prison

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Anti Joke

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