Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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I dislike old people.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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