why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Doorbell salesman.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Ross.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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