How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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there was once a jew

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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