Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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