Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Women's rights...

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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