Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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