- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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