- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Me Neither.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How many cows say moo? All of them

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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