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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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hi

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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how much fish could a chicken

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Jimmy Saville

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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