What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Anti Joke

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