What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Help I'm being raped!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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ecks! why zee?

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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