Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

You're welcome. On to the next house.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops