whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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my mind's eye?

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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im @ work, LOL.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

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