- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

-Knock Knock -Come in!

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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