Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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