without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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