- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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