An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What what In the butt

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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