what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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whos district champs not JM

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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