The Joke Below

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Slavery

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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