A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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