Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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