What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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