- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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