How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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