Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Lacrosse

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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