How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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