- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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