A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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