What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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A man died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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