Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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womens rights.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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women's rights.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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