So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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