Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Anti Joke

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