Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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This joke isnt funny.

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*you're

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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