What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Loperson

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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