Women's rights.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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falling didnt make the difference

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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