Do you play piano? No

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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BOTTOM!!!

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Star Wars

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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