boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A black guy with his family.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Irish sobriety

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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