What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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