how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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