Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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canada

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Cheese

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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