Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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.....Carrot Top....

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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