Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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A Fat Kenyan

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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