A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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