you wanna hear a joke? no

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Anti Joke

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