- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Chuck Norris died.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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