how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What's two plus two? Window

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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i like pie.

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Poop swing

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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