Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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