Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Are you a human?

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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