why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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