What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Dance is a sport

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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