Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What flys? A fly

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Neil Lewis

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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wnba

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

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