What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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