Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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