What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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