Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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sucks Syntax...

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Womens rights

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Anti Joke

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