Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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