What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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balls in ya mouf

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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