My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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George W. Bush

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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all the kids had fun

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Replacement Referees

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