Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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I have a horse.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Nickleback.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Women's rights

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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