What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Anti Joke

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