Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Cheese stick

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Banana(s)

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Jayden Eccles

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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