What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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who else is on here?

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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