Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Dogs in my home.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Potato!

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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