knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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who drinks pee? katness

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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religion

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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