Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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I'm banging your sister.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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