What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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shut up

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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