why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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boobs!

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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