Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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no rasist joks

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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