Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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