Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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