Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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