Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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hear hear

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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