What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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