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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Rebecca Black's career.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

I'm 4 and what is this?

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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