- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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