Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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