Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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girls lacrosse

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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