Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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you suck

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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womens rights

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shea kisses a girl

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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