- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Womens rights

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

- Helen Keller

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

your going to die

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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