hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Penis!

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Anti Joke

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