Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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