Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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live babies

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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The WNBA

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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