What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Jersey Shore.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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