golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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I enjoy anal.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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