The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Gus's mom

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Anti Joke

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