- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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