Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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