What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Gorden Brown.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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