Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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