- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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