What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Slavery lol

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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