why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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