What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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cory is gay

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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