If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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You're so straight!

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Small breasts.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Anti Joke

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