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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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knock knock go away

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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One terrible stormy night, the citizens of Ristoville were hiding from the monsterous lightning cloud approaching them. Little Jonny Harrison, however, was not afraid. This boy had been bullied from the ripe young age of about 14 months by his closest friend, Uncle Oliver, who happens to be a Catholic Priest. Jonny wanted to face the storm, with 6 years behind him, he thought it bizzare that anything worse than Uncle Oliver's magical basement could be brought unto him. He grabbed his supply of Cheese and Onion Quavers, a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Flavoured Ribena, his pretend mobile, a 10ft long metal conductor and his pet grape, "Christopher", and set out for the journey of his life. He told his terminally ill mother that he is going for the adventure of a lifetime, his dad that he wishes him well, and finally, his Grandmother, Rosie Harrison, who has had a severe addiction to meth for almost 25 years now, who has had over 13 interventions and countless attempts at suicide, that he loves her with all of his strong, brave heart, and to hang in there. Little Jonny Harrison takes his first step outside, facing the eye of storm with a little bit of pee in his pants, squeezes his Ribena, slightly squirting it and throwing it heroicly to the drooping wet grass, and screams to the cloud, at the top of his lungs, the words, "I am unstoppable!". Jonny died of HIV induced AIDS and his Uncle was given three to five years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation and consistent domestic abuse and paedophillia. His Grandmother, Rosie, also died later that day.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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