- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

u know whats a crime? rape

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A woman leaves the kitchen.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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