Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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