- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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