What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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WNBA

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Your're racist.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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womens rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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You all have Aids

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Take this and put it- No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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