A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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