What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Your mom.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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hey guys what's up?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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How do you sleep? With a knife I just saved a lot of money by switching to Geico......with a knife I'm going to the restroom, with a knife. How do you do a back flip with no hands? With a knife. What is 2 plus 2? The answer is 4, with a knife. Would like you like to go see a movie with me...with a knife? Today, I'm going to show you how bake a strawberry chocolate cake...with knife. I'm sorry, you have the wrong number...with a knife. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side....with a knife. A man walks to a bar and orders a shot of vodka....with a knife. Omg, I just saw Miley Cyrus at the mall today....with a knife. In Soviet Russia, blah blah blah, with a knife. How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? 1, with a knife. I'll be back in time for dinner, I'm going to the gym and work on my abs....with a knife.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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