Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Women's Rights

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Caroline Kelly.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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everybody loves raymond

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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