There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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