what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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The person below me is weird.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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