What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Black Poeple

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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