How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +798

cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccorn

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

thumb_up thumb_down -2

knock knock come in

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -22

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

FOLLOW ME @airvvv

thumb_up thumb_down -18

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops