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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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the bible

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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