A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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i wish i was a tree !

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