what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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this girl died

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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