- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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