How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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