A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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5 people are walking

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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