- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Hey, Max!!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why....... Because.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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