you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Thanks

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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