Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Woman.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Politics

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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I need a good anti joke....

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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