Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Mitt Romney.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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