What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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LIFE :(

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Anti Joke

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