Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Well educated black man.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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