Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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pineapples

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Anti Joke

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