What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Justin's humor

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Justin Bieber

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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