What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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go F*** yourself

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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