Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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sky silverstein

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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