what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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