How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Women's rights

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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A lot eh?

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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