What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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everybody loves raymond

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Anti Joke

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