you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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