What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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