Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Stealth baseballs record

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Hey, Max!!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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