- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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