- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Hillary Clinton

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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