Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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pizzano is a tool.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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