What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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