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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Leave. Now.

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Homework.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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