- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

How are you this morning?

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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