What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Your mother is a man.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Women's rights

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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