What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

u know whats a crime? rape

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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