what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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