what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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No your aunties a joke

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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nbjhfghl

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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