Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Benevolent villain.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Anti Joke

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