Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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