Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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