What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Barack Obama

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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