yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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