A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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long in the tooth!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A chicken crossed the road.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Anti Joke

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