What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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