- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

who else is on here?

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

sorry got to poo

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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