How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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