an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A women president

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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