Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Please Rape William Wright

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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