what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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