what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Black people

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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