Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Ted Haggard.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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