What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Who is it?

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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