Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Bumsniffer

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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what are three short words? i a am

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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