Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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pineapples

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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