Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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WNBA

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Samantha

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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