Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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black people

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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E= McVagina

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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