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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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vbh

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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