- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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