Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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