why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Period Blood

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Anti Joke

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