Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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DERP

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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