An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Hearpin my durp

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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drake

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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