Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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The Moon Landing.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why did the book disappear?

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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