If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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no

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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SAY

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