- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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