Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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whats black and strange a paki

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Tilt your screen back

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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