- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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