What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The Holocaust

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Penis

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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The Qur'an

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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