How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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