Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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