oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Anti Joke

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