whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Diana and victoria

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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