you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A man walks into a bar

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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stinky boner

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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gingers

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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