What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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NEVER

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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