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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Child Prostitution.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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