want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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