hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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