Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Diana and victoria

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Poverty.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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austins gay lolololol

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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World Of Warcraft

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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