- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Women's Rights

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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a retard lost...

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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