Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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