A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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