Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Womens rights

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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