- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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