Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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OGC - tilt your head

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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autistic kids rock

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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