Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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your face is kinda funny

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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