So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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