Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Compton

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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rocky is here again.......................

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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non poop

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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