What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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WOw you have no life

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Penis!

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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