. . I am a whale

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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pizzano is a tool.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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