What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Jerry.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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