Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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anal seepage

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Z.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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