- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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