wanna hear a joke: women's rights

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

A woman's opinion

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

I am on a escalator.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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