Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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7+5=12

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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