Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Ju... Just why?

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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sharks

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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