I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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