- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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