- Anti Joke

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Men

A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Do you like your life? No. OK.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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