Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Michael Brown

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Banana Hamock.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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