How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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This is an anti-joke.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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