what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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