A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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