Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

This is not a joke.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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