There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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