That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Anti Joke

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