Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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