- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Mitt Romney

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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