Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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watch a i d s left

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Men's rights.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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