What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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