A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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ecks! why zee?

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Your mom is so nice.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Women's Rights

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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