A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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