a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Adam Sandler.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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