What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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