Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

PENlS.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Gianni

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

87

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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