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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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