Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Potato

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Where is my tractor?

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Tennesse

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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