Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Grace Ackerson

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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