What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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