In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Spell: “This word”

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Dozer has a soul

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Anti Joke

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