How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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