- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

I am a joke. I am funny.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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