Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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