a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Justin Bieber

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Women's rights

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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