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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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A pope meets another one

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and murdered her violently.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Please don't shoot me

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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