Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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THe Election

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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what has genitial warts? me

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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