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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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my mind's eye?

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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salad days!

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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