how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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I'm hungry.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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A fish walks into a bar

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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