Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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