Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Dylan is gay

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Are you a tree

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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this is a joke

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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