what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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It's all Taggart

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Passing by

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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whats 2+2? 4

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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