A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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