- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

united we sit, cause we're fat

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