- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

The government makes a good decision

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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