This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Nickelback

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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K.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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