john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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penus

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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