what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Heartlight

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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