Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Anti Joke

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