How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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