do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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