I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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i love antijokes

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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TIMMY

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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