What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What does? 42

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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