I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Windows Vista

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Anti Joke

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