What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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