why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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gay rights

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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