Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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