a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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