Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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