What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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