Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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i love to lick...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's up? The sky.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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