What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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69

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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