Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Y2K

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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ps3

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Anti Joke

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