What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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im @ work, LOL.

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