- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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