What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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A seal walks into a club.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Anti Joke

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