- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Jokes are funny.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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