If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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WOw you have no life

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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