WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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