Rebecca Black's career.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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women's rights

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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