A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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there was once a jew

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