Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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mark is mark

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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haha black people :D

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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woman's rights

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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woman's rights

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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