- Anti Joke

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

two fish are in a tank.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What if I told you.....potatoe

How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you because you’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.. That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you because you’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the Earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the Earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth. The monks reply, “Congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, “May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone…The man requests the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,…. ….silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the key to the last door.” The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight…. ….But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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