What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Womens Rights.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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