A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why was the woman?

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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