why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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