"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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so dont touch it.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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What did the fish say after he

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Women's Rights

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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