apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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GIVE

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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