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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

U mad?

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

BUTTERFARTING

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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