Do you like fishsticks No

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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