Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Anti Joke

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