- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Nickelback.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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