- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

racism...deal with it!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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