- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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