A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Christianity

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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I shot a bitch.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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I can't think of a joke.

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