to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Knock Knock Come in

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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