Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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