why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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