what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

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