A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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anti jokes are really funny

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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