A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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I have no ideas.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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