- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

drew edminstin is a rat

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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