A seal walks into a club.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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