- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Slavery lol

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Your momma so fat she's fat

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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