- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Kim Kardashian.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What will happen when a black person die they die

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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