Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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