- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Women's rights.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

"Hello." "Hi."

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