Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Anti Joke

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