What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Proof reading

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Tennesse

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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