Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Obamacare haters

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Anti Joke

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