why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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