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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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