When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Hitler

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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colby doesnt shave

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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someone called a frog a frog

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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