What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

whats gay ? you

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Get in the van

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Whats white? A fridge

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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