- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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