Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Communism

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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