Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Got milk? No.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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homosexuals are gay

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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