Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Women's Rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Ebola

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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