What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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punchline below punchline above

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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