Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Gadaffi

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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womens rights

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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A Serbian Film

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