Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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knock knock your gay

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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