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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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Rob Bell

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Nickelback

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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