An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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marshal sterio had sex

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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