- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

whats green and lives in the water

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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