A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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