What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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A man. That is all.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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