Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Granny porn!

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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