"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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