a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Kate

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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