My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Cancer

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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