how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Brittney Spears

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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