Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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I said I hate niiggers

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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