Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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