What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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connor sucks

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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