- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Justin's humor

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Justin Bieber

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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