What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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