What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Sea World Japan.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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