What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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