A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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JUST KIDDING^

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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