what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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