What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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the asian kid gets an F

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