Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Indians

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Dinosaur!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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