Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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