- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Hillary Clinton

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Obama = ebola

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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