What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Womens rights

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Anti Joke

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