How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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