Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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THE GAME

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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