Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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porn-hub

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Okay, one second.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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