What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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black people swimming

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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