Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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knock knock

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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*insert joke here*

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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How do you spell eight? 8

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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