Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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women's rights.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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purple pickles

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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You sick fiend

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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it was all Tagart

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Sorry boss

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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