I have aids

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Male penises.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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