What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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