Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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