Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What is the difference?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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