what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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