Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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silver bullet?

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A man walks into a pole.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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