"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Cripples are lame.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Tony Romo

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

The chickens have become self-aware!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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