I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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