Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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cms.......?????

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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