Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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