Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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