Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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