So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Asians

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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