What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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