Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Anti Joke

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