Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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the WNBA

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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