How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Vagina.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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