You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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