Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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pudding

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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