- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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