Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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women's rights

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

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