your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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John Stamos.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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