A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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