Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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general tso's broccoli

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Blind people can't read this.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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An man walks to a bra

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Anti Joke

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