What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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