Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Needless to say,

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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