What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Maths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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