- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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