A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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