- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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