What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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