What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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womens rights

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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