Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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