Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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