How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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come along children

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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rarw

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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