- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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