Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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hey bill!

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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