A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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why do you care?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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