- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Your mom

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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