What color is a banana? yellow.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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why dont they make black forks

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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