I walk into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

I hate blackniggers

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

women's rights

Hey, Max!!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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