Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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A man died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Jews for Jesus

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Anti Joke

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