- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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