That's as gay as AIDS.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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