- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

who is not good looking? mon morello

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What comes after "Q" R

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

This is an anti-joke.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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