- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Horse tits

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

That's what he said.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Anal cheese curds.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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