Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Bake until golden at 375

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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