Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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this is a joke

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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