Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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a black father

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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