brock has small hands for a small job

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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