Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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A women president

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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