What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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