What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Anti Joke

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