#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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NASCAR

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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