Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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