What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Anti Joke

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