Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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alert("Hello");

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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