How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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