Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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