What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Set up Punch line.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Women's Rights

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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TOBUSCUS

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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