- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

I was born.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

A chicken walks into a barn.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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