A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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