- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Woman rights.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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