Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Women

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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