Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Anti Joke

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