Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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these are shit

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Anti Joke

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