Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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