How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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