- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Oh...okay, good.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

i just pooped that is all!

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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