What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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