Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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