youre gay

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Your mom goes to college

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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