There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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one day i went to bed

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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