How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Major League Soccer

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ur mum

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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