A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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The BCS

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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