Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Shut the cork up!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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