What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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hi iggy

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Soccer...

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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whoa there

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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