where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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