if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I don't get it

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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