Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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