why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Women's Rights

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What? Huh?

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Anti Joke

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