-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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