Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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