In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Suck pussy

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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PENIS

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Penis

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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