Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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