- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Penis

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Your Mom

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

women playing football?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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