Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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I have no ideas.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Double-whammy

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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