A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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