Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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knock knock who's there no one

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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