- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Blind people can't read this.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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