How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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racism...deal with it!

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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