- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Nickelback.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

ROSS G IS OBESE

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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