- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

The person below me is weird.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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