Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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im gay because im gay

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Anti Joke

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