- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

PIED NINNY!

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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