Boobs are nasty!

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Anti Joke

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