What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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I pooped.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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World Peace

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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