Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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liam buchan is gay !

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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