whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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