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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

women's rights

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

nine...eleven

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.