What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Racial Equality

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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