- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What rhymes with milk...milf

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Like if you like big tits.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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