Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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