- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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