What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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