Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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