How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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I can't think of a joke!

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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