What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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i love to lick...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's up? The sky.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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