What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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