What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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i like tits

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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