Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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