Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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