- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Justin Beiber

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

what do u call a black person by his name

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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