u know whats a crime? rape

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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nice shorts.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Your mam is so fat.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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