A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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women outside of the kitchen

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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