- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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