How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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