What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Worst joke ever

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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