Nickelback

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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brainfart

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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