How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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The WNBA

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Ben Affleck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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