If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Anti Joke

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