Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Loperson

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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