So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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penis haha

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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