Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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