- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

You.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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