- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

What you reading? reading?

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what do u call a black man a black man

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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