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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Caca.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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