Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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a horse walks into a barn

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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