- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

This is a joke.

Your doorbell is broken.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

I like boys!!!!! CC

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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