Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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A young baby died.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Anti Joke

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