A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Ben is gay

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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