This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Well educated black man.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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HEY!

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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