In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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