- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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