What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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c+t+c?

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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