A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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