What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Women's Sports

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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its all aodhan

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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