Dubstep < Music

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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tims sty:)

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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bologna

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This is a joke.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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