Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How old is your mom Dead

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Thumbs this up

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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