- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Morning wood.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Tunechi

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??