How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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asd

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Anti Joke

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