Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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whats black? a black man

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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