Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Lil Wayne

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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kennah campion... being nice

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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