what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Women's Basketball.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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