How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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My tractor broke down.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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