LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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HTML

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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