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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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