What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Your Mother

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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