What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Women's rights

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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