What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Mitt Romney

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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