What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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