- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A black man has a job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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