Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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the bible

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Spell: “This word”

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What does water smell like? water.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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