Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Chuck Norris.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Womens rights

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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