Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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