what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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matt is fat

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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