- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Santa isn't real

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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