Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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kcuf read it backwards

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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