why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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#Getweird

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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yada yada

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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