What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Anti Joke

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