Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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