- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

I hate black people. Because their black.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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