I am quite mature.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Knock knock Go away

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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