What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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