A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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