why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So I was walking down the road today

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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