What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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