Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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