Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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12 in general

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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