Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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