What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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