Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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