Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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My dad

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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