Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Anti Joke

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