Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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