Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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An Artic Storm.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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