What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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