Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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