What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Nickleback.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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