Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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