What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Grammer is very important

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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A black man comes home from work.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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I am dyslexic

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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