Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Obama.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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