Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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