Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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a man was shot.... he died

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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