what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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