- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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