What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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The NBA and womens sports

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Julian Ha.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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