What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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