Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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