Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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NEVER

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Bean.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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