Butt poop.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

If life hands you lemons Take them

planking.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

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