What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Tucker Rivera

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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