Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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