aodhan hearty

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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womens rights

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why did the

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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My Boyfriend

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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cats are pussies

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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21

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A sober Irish individual.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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