WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What is my name? I dont know

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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