How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Knock knock Go away

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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