An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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David Cameron

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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YOU

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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