A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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