Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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