Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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RUN

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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