- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

knock knock you may come in

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Moral

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

what do you call a cow? A cow

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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