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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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