Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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