Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Alt F4

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Anti Joke

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