Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Anti Joke

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