Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Lewis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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