what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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A blind man watches TV

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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