What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Anti Joke

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