What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

nice shorts.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Your mam is so fat.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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