What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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