Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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destiny

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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brandon ya twwat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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