How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Your all fags

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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