how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Where is my tractor?

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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A seal walks into a club.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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run farther?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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