Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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F? No k

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A black man in a country bar.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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My Girlfriend

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Anti Joke

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