roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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NEVER

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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