What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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politically correct!

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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