KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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