A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Pickles

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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