1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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666 im christian

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Test

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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pineapples

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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