- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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