- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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