- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French people.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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