A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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