What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Turkeys are obese

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Try it Yourself »

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Women's rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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