What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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