Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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