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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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