What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Women's rights.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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