Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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