yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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