Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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