Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Women's Golf

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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