Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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knock knock go away ok

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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ewrg

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Do u take sugar?

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Why? Why Not?

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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