crap!!

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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