What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Dakota Fanning

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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