Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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I dislike old people.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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