What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Tunechi

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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My friend harris is fat.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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