hey bill!

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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That's Racist

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Canadians

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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