Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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The horse's name was Friday

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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