Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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My butt!!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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