How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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