- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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