Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Your momma's so fat...

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

69

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Sarah Palin

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