whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Tim likes girls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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what happens during a climax apples

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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