“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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