- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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