I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Knock knock! Yes?

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Benevolent villain.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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