What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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