All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

baby seal walks into a bar

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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