Your existance.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Anti Joke

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