- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Barack Obama

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A day without sunshine is like night.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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