2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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women sports....

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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i heart wiener

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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