what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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