What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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A homeless person dies.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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