What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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knock, knock. come in.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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women outside of the kitchen

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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