How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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