Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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A kid has no friends.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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