Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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You are Nerochan right?

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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