A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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sadf

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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woman's rights

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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