What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Anti Joke

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