If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Yo Mama just died.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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whats 2+2? 4

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