The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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My Boyfriend

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Lil Wayne

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brett is a dick

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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