What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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