A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Spotto

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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