Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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