wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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SPAMS!!!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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