Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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this website...

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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