why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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