What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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2+2= 478

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Anti Joke

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