Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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