why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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