Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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