why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Flop dog

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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