What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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A kid has no friends.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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