1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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