What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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