Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Sarah Palin.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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