You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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