Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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read me write me

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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