What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Your social life.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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