What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Women's rights...

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Reed is poopin

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