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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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