What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Leave her alone...

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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