A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Like this joke

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Womens' sports

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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WNBA

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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