I like to eat.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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