Whats the difference between a frog?

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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That's what he said.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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