What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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My Boyfriend

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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