What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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field day?

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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