- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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