Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Anti Joke

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