- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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