Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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