why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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gay porn...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Anti Joke

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