YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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