You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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