What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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jews

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Women's Rights.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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How would you rule?

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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