Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

woman's rights

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

woman's rights

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Women's Rights...

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

13 =B you just learned something

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

9001

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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