Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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im black

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Oh s***

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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