what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Anti Joke

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