why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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