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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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