Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Anti Joke

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