A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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