What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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