knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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