What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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