I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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I like hats XD!

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Sarah Palin is President

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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