whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Patriarchy.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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tim has no humor

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Anti jokes.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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