What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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cats are pussies

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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hi penis ham telephone

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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You're a frog

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Anti Joke

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