What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Justin Bieber

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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