What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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