Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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