Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Your social life.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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