Like if you like big tits.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Anti Joke

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