How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Turkeys are obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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