My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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