An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Continents are large islands.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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2+2= 478

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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