What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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c======3

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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That's not what she said.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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I don't get it

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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