Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Poop!!

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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