how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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I'm a like whore

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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