Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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you first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Black Friday

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