Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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