your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

whats polish and black a polish black person

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

yo mama so fat she's fat

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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