A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Hello.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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