Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Poop

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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