Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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your life

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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lol

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What's a joke? Funny

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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