Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Nothing yet CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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