What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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My kids are mistakes.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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