whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Real jokes.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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