Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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