Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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