- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Chicken

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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