A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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