What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

pobody's nerfect

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

okay so theres this guy.

I had a lemon. hi.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Vicky is my best friend.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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