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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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