Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What sucks?

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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