- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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