Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Error 37.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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david weres the slug gone

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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