it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Why? Why Not?

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Waffles ate my grandma

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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