Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Catholicism.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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