Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

i have two hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

thumb_up thumb_down -22

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

thumb_up thumb_down -22

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

thumb_up thumb_down +8

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

thumb_up thumb_down +25

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

thumb_up thumb_down -46

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops