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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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