Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What's the deal with brown?

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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People with cancer.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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