A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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