Chuck Norris died.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

amy copied adams haircut :0

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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