whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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epic win?

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Once upon a time a was born

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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