Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Snarf Nuggets

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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