4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What is life? Paul.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Error 37.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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