Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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