so the weather's nice...

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Once upon a cross

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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