How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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