What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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arse

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Libraries.

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women's rights

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bacon

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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