Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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