what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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i found waldo.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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crap!!

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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PENIS :)

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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kieran is a homosexual

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