Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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you gay?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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womens rights.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Anti Joke

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