What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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...............................................................hi

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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This is not a joke.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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