1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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