A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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