anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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