why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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cheese

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the clock say? The time.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

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