Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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João Duarte reads this.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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pussy enough said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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