Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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