Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Banana Hamock.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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