Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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i have 2 penises

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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penis

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

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