If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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