knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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David Silberberg is gay

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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two fish are in a tank.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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