- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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