What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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