Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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