How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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A black succeeds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your Mom

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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