What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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