HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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