Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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4

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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