What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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The BCS

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Anti Joke

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