What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Hi poop!

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obamas trench

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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jews

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Anti Joke

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