Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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