Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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8=> >->-o

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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