Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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boobs.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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