- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Knock Knock. Come in.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

who's a slut... you're mom

I have aids

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Pickles are moist.

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