Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Women"s Rights

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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