Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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