how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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