What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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women's rights

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Anti Joke

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