- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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