What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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