Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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The WNBA.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is worse

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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democracy

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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