Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Lil' Wayne

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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