What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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