Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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hey, my names mark.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Anti Joke

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