Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Religion

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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obama leadership

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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