The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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A bar walks into a man

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Nick Cannon

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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