A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Leave her alone...

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Gays

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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your mother hates you

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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