A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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