A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Cancer

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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