A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Anti Joke

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