whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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refridgrator

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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SHUT UP JP

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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