I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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