Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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