Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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