what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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