My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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PENIS

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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