4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Womens rights.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Anti Joke

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