What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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The WNBA.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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