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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

The Detroit Lions

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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