Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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