What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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gay marriage.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Anti Joke

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