What's funnier than 24? 25

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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I can't see my forehead

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Black people

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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