- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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