Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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