what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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