Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Smelly Indians.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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religion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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