A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody will die

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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