- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick is gay

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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