Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Set up Punch line.

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Denard Robinson

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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