Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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your mum

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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homosexual

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Ham sandwich

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Women's Rights.

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woman's rights

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balls in ya mouf

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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