What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Lebron Traveled

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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here kitty kitty

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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