What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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