roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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