Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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