Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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The penn state football administration

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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