- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Agent 47.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Knock knock. Come in.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

bees knees

i wish i was a tree !

A baby seal walks into a club.

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