What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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