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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I like poop in my butt

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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