Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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