Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Davey Peterson.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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