I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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nba live 13

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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