what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A black man has a job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

A baby seal walks into a club

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Anti Joke

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