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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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