What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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