How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Where's my tractor?

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Anti Joke

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