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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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James Patrick Campbell

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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