- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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