this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Obamacare haters

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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A black man killed someone

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Women's rights.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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matty russel are you on here

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