Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Carrot fingers

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Noah is Smart.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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