titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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long in the tooth!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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