- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Guess what? What? Nothing.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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