- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Diana and victoria

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

neil likes pube toast

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

America Votes

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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