roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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The FCC

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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