- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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