Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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1+1=2

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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