I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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