are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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