What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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