Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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lol

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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