What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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your all shit at jokes

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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