Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Obama

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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