Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Mitt Romney

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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