Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Hey

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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