What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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