Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Justin's hair

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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