Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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