What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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