So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Smeg...

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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whats your name? bumder:)

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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This is not a joke.

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