1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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