One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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