What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Women's rights.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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My life

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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