- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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