What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Internet Explorer

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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