Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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penis in the camel

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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what's black and can't swim?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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minorities

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