The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Anti Joke

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