Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Anti Joke

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