Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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want to go home? yea

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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