- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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