What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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porn-hub

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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