Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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