What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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