Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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