MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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women's rights

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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