- Anti Joke

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Leave. Now.

Homework.

Two arabs fly into a bar.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Your doorbell is broken.

I hate blackniggers