- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Yo momma is SO black.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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