Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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