- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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