whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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penis

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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pobody's nerfect

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Anti Joke

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