A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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