What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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im black

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Anti Joke

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