How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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