Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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