Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Get on your knees Ho

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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