Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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