A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Paper shield.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Anti Joke

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