There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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João Duarte reads this.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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