Yo mama so fat she died

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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No antijoke here.

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Dislike this.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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a ginger has a soul

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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