how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Hey, Max!!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why....... Because.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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