Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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cancer

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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