Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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