Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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mc hammers income.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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