i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Your mother is so fat.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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the WNBA

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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