If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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what?

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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