Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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