What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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