What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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