Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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