2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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penis

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Anti Joke

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