Who wants pizza crusts?

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

what's funnier than hell? heaven

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Cancer

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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