Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Black people are innocent.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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