Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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