How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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