TRICERATOPS!

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Did you know?

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Where do you live? In a house

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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