What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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People with cancer.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Women's Rights

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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69

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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