A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Mike tyson

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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