What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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poop.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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The holocaust

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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