What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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