Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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bees knees

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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i wish i was a tree !

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Jake. Walsh.

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