So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Obamacare!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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this site is an antijoke

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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