Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Rob Bell

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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