Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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