I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Google Doodles

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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