An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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