Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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I'm HIV positive.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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