A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Error 37.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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