A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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