What do you find....... there's a..........

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Susie has Autism

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Get in the van

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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