knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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poop

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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