what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Hey

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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