whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Lindsay Lohan

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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