What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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