A Serbian Film

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Choir.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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