If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

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