Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

I lost my tractor.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

A penis walks into a bar..

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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