Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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