Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Hello world

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Anti Joke

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