There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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