Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Where are you going Your house

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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