Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Read a Book.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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