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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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penis

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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