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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Malachai.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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