who else is on here?

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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