A seal walks into a club...

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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