- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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