Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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