My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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modern love

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Anti Joke

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