What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Cheese

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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