whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Please Rape William Wright

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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bitches be crafty.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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