"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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People Order Our Patties

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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