- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Jesus Christ

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??