Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Potato salad

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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