Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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I hate blackniggers

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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