- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's big and white?

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

what is a bracket? a bracket

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