Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Tall asians

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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