There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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