What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Gorden Brown.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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