A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Chuck Norris.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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andrew wagner

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