There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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