Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Matt is a Duster!

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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