What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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PENlS.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Anti Joke

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