Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Spotto

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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my shift key is broken1

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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