Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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hello

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Anti Joke

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