why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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