Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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