A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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