Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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