The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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