Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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