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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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