So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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whats white and sticky glue

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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