- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

The NHL playoffs

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

I'm not here.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

A cat playing laser tag.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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