No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Women's sports

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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