I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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oh hiya come in

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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