A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Man U

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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dead dibbs

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Anti Joke

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