A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Terraria

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Are you Drew?

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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69.... is a number

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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