when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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68 :)

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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No your aunties a joke

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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sky's sty

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Anti Joke

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