What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Jesus was a good guy

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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I Have a Black Friend

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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