Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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