why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Knock Knock Come in!

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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