You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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like most people my age. im 27

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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motley crew

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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