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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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