What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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