What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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matty russel are you on here

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Penal Dysfunction

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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