- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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