your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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i lost the game

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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