"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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W.N.B.A.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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