ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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White men's rights

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Anti Joke

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