you know whats funny... nothing.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A man buys free health care...

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Turn around.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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