A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Rick santorum

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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autistic kids rock

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Women's rights

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Anti Joke

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