KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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hi penis ham telephone

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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I can't think of a joke!

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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