Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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