What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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womens rights.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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This is an anti- joke

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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