Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Women's rights.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Jersey Shore

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