Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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