A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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