The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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