What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Rock mattress.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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