A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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