A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Anti Joke

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