What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Lacrosse

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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