Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

co jo kurwa tocza?

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Joay impistato is a fig

Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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