Justin Bieber.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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david what a baghead

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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