I need to start studying.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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