What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Write your own

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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