Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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