Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Unflushed Shit...

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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twilight

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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