Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

ass.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Yo mama is so fat she died

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