A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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