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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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