Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops