- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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