T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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the NAACP

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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The child was fired from his job.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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