What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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So dont touch it

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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