A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Reed is poopin

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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