How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Laugh.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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