Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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