how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Blacks

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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BIG PENIS

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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