What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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if you read this you are gay

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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anti jokes

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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