- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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