What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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