your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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DERP

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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