Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Hello penis

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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sdfrgtyuki

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Catholicism.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Hi my name is Jim

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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