Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Get off my porch.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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