- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

My pet rock died.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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