Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Coldpaly is a good band

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

the WNBA

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what goes boo a sock

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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