Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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France had one revolution

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

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