Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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oh hai

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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What is worse than hell?

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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