Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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