Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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