Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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666

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Women's rights

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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