an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Knock knock What

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Pavel Novak

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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