What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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