why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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KONY 2012

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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