A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Women.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Women's Rights.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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