White NBA players.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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