Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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