Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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