Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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poo is yummy

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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