- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Justin beiber..

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Robin, get in the car, please.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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