When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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