One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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God

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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