Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Jesse gets so many ladies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

My cat just died.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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