- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

this website is non-operational.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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