You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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