Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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cory

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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it

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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