kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Gay rights.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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