What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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