- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.