2 women were sitting quietly.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Hi

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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