Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Rob Bell

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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nbjhfghl

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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hi my name is? joe

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Where's my tractor?

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Jasper sucks.

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Small breasts.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Herman Cain

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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