Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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