Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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