Caca.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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austins gay lolololol

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Your mother is so fat.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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