-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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