- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Not a joke.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Penis

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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