Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Democracy.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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hot diggity dog

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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