A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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