Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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