I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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