what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Morning wood.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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sure!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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women's rights.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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