Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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