roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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knock knock no ones home

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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