Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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I hate blackniggers

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I love Ciara!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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