look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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