what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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