Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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WNBA

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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son, you're adopted.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Womens rights

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