What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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