- Anti Joke

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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