Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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