slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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White men's rights

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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women's rights

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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My mom's dead

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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