Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Anti Joke

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