the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Albert your flies undone.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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darude- sandstorm

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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