Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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