What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Vagina ass.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Child Prostitution.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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