What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down -15

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

thumb_up thumb_down +24

There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Sex

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Is this a chair?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

non poop

thumb_up thumb_down -11

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops