What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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