Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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