A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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French people.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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