Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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