Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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