Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Loner.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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