So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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