Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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HURT

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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