Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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