What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Anti Joke

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