What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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sadf

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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