Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Jews who wear penny loafers...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

thumb_up thumb_down -9

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops