How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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I pooped.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Anti Joke

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