A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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