What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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homework

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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9/11

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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women's rights

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kevin kim

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Women Driving.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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