What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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You copy and paster!

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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