When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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