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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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