Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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