What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Jesus Christ

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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ugvvvvvv

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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