- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

This is not a joke

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Womens rights.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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