What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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