knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Anti Joke

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