Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Anti Joke

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