What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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