Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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