What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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