Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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