So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Your face

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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