What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Good job, son.

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general tso's broccoli

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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