LOL -LOL GUY

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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