Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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whos gay? you are

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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