Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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tee hee

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Mexicans working in an office

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Women's sports.

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