What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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WILLYS

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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