"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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666 im christian

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Once upon a time a was born

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my shift key is broken1

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Woman rights.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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