Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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