- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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