A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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It's long!

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Barack Obama

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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