Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Haha pizza

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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