So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's your blood type? Red.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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