FUCK YOU NEVEN

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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asian drivers.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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