In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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lipstick pig

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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