Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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