whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Melbourne Football Club.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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