Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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hey bill!

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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this site is an antijoke

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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