Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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hahaha

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my gramma died

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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