Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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