what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Barack Obama

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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