Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Black people

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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women's rights

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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