nothing

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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