Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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