what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

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