I was watching Fox news.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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im watching you..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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