Justin Bieber.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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