Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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