- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

knock knock go away

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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