I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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boobs

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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No.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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throbbing slobber

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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