Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's a joke? Funny

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Nickelback.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Penis chickens

The 13th Amendment...