that wall over there ->

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A man goes to the potty.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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