Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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