Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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