hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Basically copying you.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Bark I'm a tree

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