- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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