Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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crap!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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