- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Rick santorum

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Knock Knock? Come in.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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