Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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