Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Penis

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Kevin and Ramin

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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GooglePlus.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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