Gus's mom

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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