- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

This is not a joke.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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