Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

guess what?

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

Your grandma's cookies.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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