Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Yo Mamma

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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