Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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