WILLYS

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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jwe

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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matty russel are you on here

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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A Pakistani news reader.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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