Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Haha, I get it..

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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