How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

thumb_up thumb_down +171

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the child step on a ball?

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops