Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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