Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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