Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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