Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Where's my baby??

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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why girl die cancer

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Pavel Novak

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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