3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Your Mom The End.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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