Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Ross.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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