What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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