How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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69.9

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Diana and victoria

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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This sentence is a lie.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Do you play piano? No

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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