What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Asian NASCAR.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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