weston cage

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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