a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Safe sex MR

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Anti Joke

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