Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats brown? poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

thumb_up thumb_down -29

osama bin ladens hiding spot

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops