- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

This is not a joke

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Why were corners made? For crying.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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