a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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