Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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