- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

cory is gay

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Chuck Norris.

What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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