MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Obama

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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more chocolate?

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