What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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