Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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