how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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soccer

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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