whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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snooki

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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This joke isnt funny.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Albert <3 Hunter

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