Rush Limbaugh

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Please ignore this statement.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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