A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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