Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Black people

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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