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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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