Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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