Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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