Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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i just pooped that is all!

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Your mom.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Racial Equality

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

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