yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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knock knock get lost!

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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