Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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