- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Gus's mom

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Anti Joke

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