A man walks into a bar.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Womens basketball

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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long in the tooth!

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Womens rights

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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