salad days!

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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