What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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