baby seal walks into a club

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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