What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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HOLY COW!

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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