whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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neil likes pube toast

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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America Votes

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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your life

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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