How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Whats green? The color green.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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