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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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