- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Winking at old people

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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