How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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