How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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i like turtles

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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