Whats worse than a joke? This

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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your so fat. your fat!

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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