What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Your Mum is soo fat.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Cancer.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

asian drivers.

Anti Joke

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