Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Caolan and Eamon

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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