what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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kill yourself

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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lololololololololol

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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