What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

How do you make a car? You build it.

Anti Joke

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