How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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