a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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whats 2+2? 1

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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