What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Ebola

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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