What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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