The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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I can't see my forehead

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Anti Joke

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