Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Hi

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Ehh

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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hi. thats what she said.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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