What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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ObamaCare

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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96

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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pudding

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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