Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

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