A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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where is the world?

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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