Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Two planes walk into an office building

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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