Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Anti Joke

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