What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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copy me and i will kill you

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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