what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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