Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

8=D

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Yeah right loser!

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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