What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Women's rights

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Penis in a box.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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