An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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whats black and large -me

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Knock Knock Come in

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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