Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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