Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Sex education in Texas.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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