don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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ecks! why zee?

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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PEANIS!

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Anti Joke

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