Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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women's rights.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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George Bush.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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