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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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