- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Stephen Hawking

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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