My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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child labor

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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