what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Jordan is pregant

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ASSCHEEKS

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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