Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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