What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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