Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Anti Joke

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