A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Meow.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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