Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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i love to lick...

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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boobs

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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