- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

A baby seal walked into a club.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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