Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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