what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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