What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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