- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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