why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Anti Joke

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