What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Jesus Christ

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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poop

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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