Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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kennah campion... being nice

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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