Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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don't just stand there

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Female Orgasms

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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