Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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