Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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ugh good riddance

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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