Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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smug face >:}

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Womens' sports

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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your life

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

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