The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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THE GAME

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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alex is cool

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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