A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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