Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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