my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Dislike this.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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