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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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