stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Women's Rights

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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