What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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aodhan hearty

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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