Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Anti Joke

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