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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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