WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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MAKE

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Hellen keller

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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