a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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world peace

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Anti Joke

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