What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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