Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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