What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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9/11

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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