what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Anti Joke

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