In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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I was watching Fox news.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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