Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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homework

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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for keeps?

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Penis

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Anti Joke

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