Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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black people. that is all...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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