If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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