- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Do you like fishsticks No

What is the difference between a duck?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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