Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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