A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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