A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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