Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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