- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Do you like fishsticks No

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

knock knock... ...no answer

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