whats 69+2? 71

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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