Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Poop

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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