what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Anti Joke

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