why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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That's not what she said.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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