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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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