What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Women's Rights

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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