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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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