What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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My spelling is horrible

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Women's football

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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You're adopted.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Anti Joke

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