What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

thumb_up thumb_down

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

My butt!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +38

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

thumb_up thumb_down +12

once upon a time there was a boy

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Heartlight

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops