- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You having friends.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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