Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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The WNBA.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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