If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Woman rights.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Anti Joke

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