Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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