Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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