- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

whats better than shoes feet

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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