Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Women's Rights

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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