Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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