Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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kesha is a virgin.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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