Whats funny? Your face.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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split your ass cheek

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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A man walks into a bar.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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