What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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crap!!

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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